When you're in the throes of your second mid-life crisis (or the continuation of the first, depending on how you look at it) there is one thing you can be certain of: you will get lots of advice.
Dad: Don't quit your job. Wait, you already quit your job? Then hurry up and get another job.
Mom: Get married. Have kids. Drive safely. Stop buying so many shoes.
Best friend no.1: Always date more than one boy at once. Start your own company. Then hire me.
Best friend no.2: Write poetry. Open an inn. Give me your shoes.
Best friend no.3: Write a screenplay. Move to California. Become a blonde.
Most recent date: Sort yourself out. You're a mess.
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